heyo people. just return from Mandy's house, it was quite fun, although we watch horror movies and killed plenty brain cells,but its after exams, we wont need them=D. anyway here to make this blog alive, LET THERE be LIFE!

post these few pictures, hope u guys like it!they're not from me though

lol the dog had a secret rendezvous with the cat.haha


i dont quite understand this, the chicken and a elephant affair?


people, in the future when you feel that your job sucks, always know it's better than the toliet paper.

so thats how a snake hang itself

lol 4BIA




moral of story, dont be greedy when you're on a chair.




lol the PIG and the 三辰肉( my com dun have the correct chi word for "chen" haha lousy mah)

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Watch Family Guy, then you'll get it. :D





this blog is so dead! as a CLASS LEADER(lol) i shall....aiya lol jking. here to make it alive.
this are some pictures which can only be seen in some places.ENJOY!















take a look at this!


Dear all,
From term 2 onwards, the school would like all (meaning all subjects) classes to start with a short time of show and share. Mathematics and Additional Mathematics periods are not exempted.
So, what will happen is that each of you will take turns to present a topic of your choice, related to mathematics, right at the start of the lesson. You have a maximum of 5 minutes.
Those with even register numbers will be presenting during Mathematics lessons.
Those with odd register numbers will be presenting during Additional Mathematics lessons.
You may choose to present an interesting question, a biography of a famous mathematician or some topic that is beyond the syllabus. To help you along, I've listed out some topics that are of interest to me, you might want to present on one of them.
Biographies
- Leonard Euler
- Pythagoras
- Bernhard Riemann
- Carl Friedrich Gauss
- Albert Einstein
- Jon von Neumann
- Srinivasa Ramanujan
- Pierre de Fermat
- John Nash
Topics from previous syllabus / out of syllabus
- Functions
- Permutations and Combinations
- Arithmetic Progressions
- Geometric Progressions
- Zeno's Paradox of Achilles and the Tortise
- Telescoping Series
- Extend the "alpha-beta" topic to cubic equations
- "Cubic Formula"
- "Quartic Formula"
- A proof of the Pythagoras Theorem
- Pythagoras and his contributions to music
- Sieve of Eratosthenes
- Complex numbers
- The goldren ratio
- Mathematics in Art
- Mathematics in Poetry
- Continued fractions
- Graph Theory*
- 7 bridges of Konigsberg*
- Euler's polyhedron formula*
- Hand Shaking Lemma*
* JC H3 Mathematics Syllabus
Mathematics in Games
- Game Theory
- The Monty Hall problem
- The mathematics of Soduku
- Latin Squares and Soduku
- Mathematics in computer games
- Economics of World of Warcraft / Maple Story
Application of Mathematics
- Face recognition
- Search engines
- Bank security and encryption
- Computing and Turing Machines
- Wavelets and image compression
- Architecture and Geometry
- Optimization
- School Timetabling
- Traffic light timings
- 4 Colour map problem
Advanced Topics in Mathematics
- Inversive Geometry
- Algebraic Numbers
- Transcendental Numbers
- Fermat's Last Theorem
- The Travelling Salesman problem
- The Field's Medal
- The Millenium Problems
- The Riemann Hypothesis
- The Poincare Conjecture
- The Axiom of Choice
The list above is not exhaustive, it is merely topics that I am interested in. You are more than welcome to present on any other topic. You may also present the solution to an interesting question that you might come across.
The links of the right will prove useful in this task. Check the wikipedia and mathworld entries for the above topics before making your choice.
I will put up a form in a few days time to capture your chosen topics.
Please use the comment feature if you have questions. I will only reply if you leave your name and class. You may also email me at the address above.
Highlight. Don't ask me whose grand idea this is, it obviously isn't mine. I'm sure you are smart to figure out anyway.





DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE PURE,

A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample". The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow" When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?" The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

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There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder. The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my d***!"

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, D***, let's go."

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Do not blame me for any consequences after reading this.